Rich has been one of my best friends for about 7 years now. He's got an incredible sense of humor and talks to his mother like three times a day. Once, he got back from vacation with his family, and he had tan lines of circles on his back because his mom had put sunscreen over his moles.

He writes movies and works on films like "The Reeping," "Batman Begins," "Nightmare on Elm Street," and plenty more. I won't see them because I can't watch scary movies and he always gives me shit about it.

Our favorite thing to do is go to Pequoids Pizza for lunch, and then go to the bookstore next door. He gives the best advice and I honestly don't know what I would do without him. He's the friend that you do the whole, "If I'm not married by 35, let's just marry each other," thing with. It's not a bad plan at all.